The Senate is backing the biggest food safety overhaul in 70 years…the government will let you eat cake…as long as it gets to decide whether its “safe.”
A majority of US service members surveyed say they do not care if the law banning openly gay and lesbian troops from serving is repealed…but would object if forced to wear uniforms with sequins.
The European Commission is investigating Google’s advertising business practices…which has become the 21st Century way of knowing your product is so good no one else can compete.
Iran and the European Union have agreed to nuclear talks in Geneva…where presumably the Europeans intend to bribe the Iranians with chocolate and incredibly precise watches.
Kim Kardashian and her sisters have distanced themselves from a controversial credit card scheme with their name on it…thus living up to the name of their boutique…Dash.
Toyota says it will fix cooling pumps on 378,000 Prius cars in North America…or you can purchase a Toyota hat to keep you warm on the side of the road while you wait for service.
Billie Joe Armstrong is set to appear in the Broadway musical “American Idiot” for 50 performances…when it comes to cash…even punk rock sells out.
A web attack has been launched against Wikileaks…there must be a lot of carpal tunnel at CIA headquarters this week.
CBS News has announced a new “Early Show” team…which would be news if it were 1985.
Researchers claim concerns about vitamin D and/or calcium deficiency may be misplaced and/or overblown…I see its the “researchers” talking but I keep hearing Big Pharma speaking.