Britain’s role in the alleged torture and unlawful killing of Iraqi civilians may be the subject of legal action…this case seems about as easy as an episode of Perry Mason.
The number of Haitians infected with cholera and cholera-like symptoms continues to mount…Sean Penn better buy more bottled water.
Another deadly shooting in Mexico…where dodging bullets has replaced dog and cock fighting as the new national pastime.
Katy Perry says she’s OK with gal pal Rihanna was unable to attend Perry’s wedding…but if Rihanna fails to show for the inevitable Hollywood divorce then they’ll be trouble.
The G-20 has pledged to not engage in currency wars…which can only mean one thing…they’ll find another way to screw each other.
Arena Pharmaceuticals says US health officials have rejected its experimental obesity pill…making way for another company’s proposed solution…duck tape over the mouth.
Randy Quaid says he loves Canada and hopes to restart his career there…so presumably we can expect to see the “Griswolds Take Toronto.”
Unemployment rates were little changed in most states in September…except in the country’s collective state of mind where mild is no longer associated with panic.
139 US banks have now failed this year…making the financial death watch far more exciting than the celebrity death watch.
Two call centers with previous experience working for Verizon are both hiring…the iPhone means iWork.
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are reportedly pushing to restart foreclosure sales…it’s the new American business model…one man’s misery is another man’s profit.
Lindsay Lohan says she cannot afford the Betty Ford Center…just one more reason to make another Herbie The Love Bug movie.
Kim Kardashian has turned down a ‘ridiculous’ fifth birthday cake worth $1m…in the world of celebrity…four cakes is fine…five is “nuts.”
Taylor Momsen flashed the crowd at a New York City concert…unfortunately it was not with talent…just tits.
A legal settlement will allow a NJ baker to continue to use the name ‘Cake Boss’ for his TV show…I wonder if the vig is made of cake too.