Cops are searching for the missing members of a cult…if only the police realized the cult already boarded the mother ship.
The President told the Congressional Black Caucus “We have more work to do”…destroying what’s left of the American economy.
A discrepancy has called the Afghan voter turnout into question…America really has transformed Afghanistan into a democracy…complete with corruption.
Lindsay Lohan was smiling as she was leaving an AA meeting in Hollywood…or as celebrities like to think of it…a casting session.
Katy Perry had a bachelorette party in Las Vegas…where you’re a star nothing that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
A Facebook competitor Diaspora has been hit with security criticisms…it really is exactly like Facebook!
New research finds girls in higher-income homes without a biological father are likely to reach puberty earlier than others…so they can hit the streets earlier and make money hooking.
The first genetically modified salmon has sparked debate…among white wine connoisseurs wondering if they must pair it with a gentically modified Pinot Grigio.
A medical marijuana shop in California is selling dope-flavored ice cream…presumably in a hemp cone.