A gas explosion blew the roof of a LA welding shop…Sandra Bullock was probably hoping it belonged to Jesse James.
US Gross Domestic Product in the second quarter was lower than originally reported…the reporters can’t keep their rosy glasses from slipping down their noses.
Ellen is leaving American Idol…she was too nice…they need to bring in a dick…perhaps Andy Dick.
Heidi Montag has filed for divorce from Spencer Pratt…following Einstein’s law of Hollywood marriages…two obnoxious people cannot occupy the spotlight at the same time in the same space.
Calcium supplements are reportedly linked to heart attacks…after you see the price of milk.
The federal government claims WikiLeaks endangered informants and troops in Afghanistan by posting war logs…as opposed to the government which really does endanger them all the time by waging war.
The federal government is running a new cable TV ad about the new health care law…subtitled How To Off Your Elders.
The President test drove a Chevy Volt at the GM plant…so he can remain firmly behind the wheel of yet another government boondoggle.
Facebook has reportedly put off a share sale until 2012…when the world will end but Farmville will still be going.
NY’s AG has subpoenaed more insurance companies in a fraud probe…he’s really gearing up for that run for governor.
Bestselling author Anne Rice has “quit being a Christian”…unfortunately like so many other Christians.