The White House and BP are arguing over the size of the oil leak…size matters…especially the mouth.
The Chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff wants a review on the ban on gays in the military before it’s repealed…perhaps a musical review from Chippendales.
Dennis Hopper has died…making Hollywood slightly more sane.
May 31 is World No Tobacco Day…and coincidentally World Obese Day.
12 of Spain’s 45 savings banks are talking about merging…with Taco Bell because one Euro is worth one chalupa.
China has stayed out of the rising tensions between North and South Korea…’cause China like the US realizes you can make more money selling guns to the Koreas.
Doctors warn Scottish pregnant smokers do not know enough about the health risks…of smoking kilts.
A new study finds acupuncture relieves pain by triggering a natural painkilling chemical…anger at being poked with needles.
A 2-year-old Indonesia boy smokes 40 cigarettes a day…so when’s 10 he’ll be as tall as he was when he was 2.
A study finds 1/5th of Wyoming drivers would fail a driving test…good thing there’s nothing to hit on the road in Wyoming…other than cattle.
The government is trying to install a new air-traffic network ahead of a 2020 deadline…so expect it in place by 2040.
Skype 2.0 for iPhone has finally arrived…enjoy that shaky web-cam call from the comfort of your couch.
Facebook gets 540 million unique visitors…500 million of which own land in Farmville.
Celine Dion is pregnant with twins…now that’s a Vegas show I’d pay to see.
The Duchess of York is reportedly in serious debt…time to marry royalty…again.
Coney Island has a new amusement park…Crack Land.
Cancer experts say there is no such thing as a healthy tan…except for LL Bean khakis…those are a healthy tan.