Oil stocks are sliding as the Gulf oil spill is growing…oil and water don’t mix but their stocks might…now you can buy cheaper oil stocks and rising water stocks.
The President says he wants to increase offshore oil drilling cautiously…when he said “green” jobs he must’ve meant more green for fossil fuel makers.
The US economy grew at a 3.2% annual rate in the first 3 months of the year…if you’re talking about private sector job growth then negative 3.2%.
Chinese officials have opened the Shanghai Expo…where foreigners are left inside an empty arena….to be shanghaied.
Hawaii lawmakers have passed a civil unions bill…so they can get their hands on all that gay honeymoon cash.
The US Navy will for the 1st time recruit women into its submarine force…deep under the ocean nearly every male sailor is now smiling.
Law enforcement sources say the Justice Department is now investigating Goldman Sachs…while lawmakers have stepped up shipments of dogs and ponies.