The woman at the center of the phony Duke lacrosse rape case has been was arrested for attempted murder…I think I already watched this on Lifetime.
The Dubai police chief wants the head of Mossad arrested…in Dubai they grow balls big enough to come in an oil tanker.
The President named a bipartisan panel to tackle exploding US budget deficits…here’s an idea…stop spending!
The Dalai Lama will go one-on-one with CNN’s Larry King…who undoubtedly will ask tough questions like…what do you wear under your robes?
A Microsoft-Yahoo deal has been cleared by European and US regulators…ironically the same people who accused MS of a software-browser monopoly.
Tiger Woods is expected to apologize for his extra-marital affairs…but it would make better TV if he and his wife appeared on Jerry Springer.
A study finds happiness is good for the heart…only in America could we need a study to confirm the obvious…next study…is the sky really blue?
The WHO recommends swine flu be added to regular flu vaccines next season…or in non-medical terms…an inventory reduction sale.
Twitter reportedly set a record in January for most unique visitors in a single month…but not the most unique posts gauging by the number of hash marks.
“The ZeuS Compromise” a massive hacking network is affecting 2,400 biz & govt systems…making govt computers about as efficient as they were prior to the hack.
The House has invited Toyota’s CEO to testify about auto recalls…roasting spit provided by GM, Chrysler, and Ford.
GM will invest $500 million in 3 facilities to produce the next generation Ecotec engine…now only if they’d invest in making cars that lasted well beyond 100,000 miles.
Southeast Iowa counties rank near the bottom in the state…too much butter on popcorn.