First Haiti, now Chili…earthquakes always rock the poor but never seem to hit terrorist training camps…Mother Nature is a bitch.
Rep Charlie Rangel’s wrist slap by the House ethics panel does not disqualify him from leading the tax committee…or the mob.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she’s confident Democrats have enough votes to pass a health-care overhaul…prompting Republicans to don bibs to catch drool over November’s elections.
Nancy Pelosi is questioning whether the conservative “tea party” coalition represents a grass-roots movement…she should know she’s contributed to the fertilizer that helped grow it.
The President’s doctors hinted he still might be sneaking smokes…his healthcare overhaul ought to start by wearing the patch.
The EU seems to be moving to bailout Greece…or it’ll K-O the Euro.
Hamas commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh, killed last month, faced two previous assassination attempts…in the terrorist game of Wack-A-Nut.
Toyota’s chief recently visited China to try to fix damage to the carmaker’s rep…the Chinese government must make the US government look like a student council.
A House panel claims Toyota withheld documents it was legally required to turn over…the US government is on a witch hunt but fails to realize witches don’t drive Corollas.
Pew Research defines the Millennial generation as socially liberal, technologically savvy and wildly optimistic…in other words Girls Gone Wild.
The Department of Defense granted military personnel access to Facebook and Twitter…let’s hope they don’t miss a terrorist attack because someone’s planting crops in Farmville.
Gatorade has officially severed its endorsement ties with Tiger Woods…and missed a golden opportunity to market their sports drink to sex addicts…few people need electrolytes as much as sex addicts.
Jay Leno has returned to the Tonight Show…it’s the second coming…of mediocrity.
State imposed mandatory health insurance in Massachusetts has prompted some people to work less in order to stay eligible for state-funded care…a perfect example of the insanity we call “government.”