America’s European allies are unlikely to send as many troops as the President wants to Afghanistan…’cause they’ve already destroyed their empires.
Tiger Woods has withdrawn from this week’s Chevron World Challenge…so he can train to become a member of the Joey Chitwood Thrill Team.
An alleged Nazi guard is on trial in Germany…like trying a KKK member in Mississippi.
Cyber Monday sales are up 16%…along with Google searches for a definition of Cyber Monday.
David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife has been arrested on a DUI charge…no wonder the marriage didn’t last apparently all they had in common was drinking.
The US will host a global AIDS conference in 2012…must be part of a ribbon manufacturers’ stimulus package.
US swine flu cases have charted a steep drop…unlike the hysteria about it.
A large Hadron collider has broken an energy record…previously set by a crack head on a 72-hour binge.
Alec Baldwin says he’s lost interest in acting…but apparently has maintained a healthy interest in eating.
Oprah plans to visit the White House for a TV special…and so Obama can meet the country’s boss.
The country’s first marijuana growing class has begun…every student will be late.