GM will close Saturn…it’s cars were always more like Uranus.
The US and other world powers will demand Iran freeze its nuclear activities…Iran is the new Iraq…which was the new Afghanistan.
The European Union says Georgia and Russia bear responsibility for last year’s conflict…the CIA gets off scot-free.
Federal investigators say over 100 accidents were caused by stuck gas pedals and floor mats on Toyota vehicles…”Oh What A Feeling” doing 90 into a brick wall!
Dennis Hopper is hospitalized with flu-like symptoms…he’s getting old…he’s traded a chopper for a gurney.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have split after dating for 3 years…Cry Me A River.
Federal officials at the Distracted Driving Summit are urging states to outlaw driving while texting…time to outlaw government from outlawing.
Senate Democrats unveiled a global warming bill…just printing it probably heated the earth a degree.
Best Buy plans to hire more holiday workers this year than last year…Santa’s best present…a job.
Unemployment rates rose in all cities across the US in August from a year earlier…finally something about which the country can unite…the economy sucks.
The Forbes 400 have $1.27 trillion at their disposal…not if Obama gets his way…the government will get all of that and then some.
A new agreement will allow greater global participation in the domain name process…so perhaps will see dot chen?