The President’s scientific advisers may have asked the government to speed up the availability of swine flu vaccines…perhaps they have their investment advisers on speed dial too.
The White House is asking doctors to help promote its drive to overhaul health care…perhaps the carrot is lower malpractice insurance premiums.
US scientists say a genetic tweak of the unfertilized eggs of macaque monkeys effectively prevented the transmission of diseases…so to live longer…become a monkey.
Researchers say Americans may be receiving too much radiation from medical tests whose value has not been proven…I’m healthy and now I’m glowing green…the wonders of modern medicine!
China has inaugurated a voluntary organ donor program…but knowing China perhaps voluntary means by the butt of a gun.
California’s agriculture department says the insects found in Santa Ana do not have the potentially devastating citrus greening disease…Al Gore must be pissed…bugs that aren’t green? Something must be done!
The VA Veterans says it’ll apologize to veterans who were mistakenly told they’d been diagnosed with a fatal neurological condition…it better apologize to their cardiologists too.
Bernie Madoff’s alleged former mistress is the new Monica Lewinsky…all she needs are a beret, collection of handbags, and ever lower self-esteem.
A new study finds Tamoxifen, a drug used to prevent breast cancer recurrence, may increase the odds of a more aggressive breast cancer…so either way you might wind up tits up?
A study finds circumcision does not help protect gay men from the virus that causes AIDS…but does help prevent gay laughter.
A study finds overweight people have smaller brains, are more at risk of Alzheimer’s, and their brains age faster…so, intellectually, fat people are less filling.
The American Heart Association says added sugars in packaged foods and beverages have become too common in the American diet…insulin makers must love it.
A study finds testosterone levels in women may affect their choice of career…too much = dominatrix; too little = Little Bo Peep.