The House has approved the first major changes to food safety laws in 70 years…outlawing refrigerator stew.
The President is awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 16 people…they’ll have to share it as part of “spreading the wealth around.”
A fire at a chemical plant has forced the evacuation of a Texas town of 72,000 people…but I bet a few cowboys stuck around just to see if they could ride a bull while glowing green.
A NJ mayor arrested on federal corruption charges after 3 weeks in office is expected to resign soon…or write a book called “Balls.”
Minnesota’s Governor urged fellow Republicans to welcome outsiders into the party…like minorities, the poor, Catholics, free market advocates, veterans, people whose last names’ have lots of vowels.
Reports claim a marked drop in Phoenix-area crime coincides with the recession and a drop in the number of illegal immigrants in Arizona…or poor whites may just be tired.
Karl Rove has finished 2 days of closed-door testimony to Congress…transcripts sure to be available on Fox.
New York state’s budget is $2.1 billion in the hole in the first 3 months of its fiscal year…so in other words it’s business as usual.
The driver of a semi transporting 97 illegal immigrants inside a refrigerated trailer has appeared in federal court…what’s the defense…he was testing it for meat packing?
Philadelphia’s Mayor is warning residents numerous city services are in danger without the state’s help…like no cheese wiz for cheese steaks.
Two Atlanta-area police officers are accused of using government computers to run a criminal background check on the President…for unpaid parking tickets?
The Army’s top general says basic training will soon include anti-stress programs…perhaps drill sergeants will sing lullabies.