The US Treasury Secretary is seeking to reassure China its holdings in US government debt are safe about as safe as China’s polluted air.
Car sales seemed to have surged lately at Chrysler dealerships where customers are most likely offering to buy cars at garage sale prices.
One of the surest signs the world economy is about as stable as a fault line, a Saudi billionaire’s bank accounts have been frozen along with hell.
OPEC would wait until inventories fell to around 53 days of forward cover before it might raise output which is just what the cartel always does wait until the patient is almost dead.
The average price of a gallon of gas has risen more than 50% since the start of the year but the average need for a gallon of gas has dropped 75% as more people take the bus to the unemployment office.
The Federal Reserve is studying significant moves in the US government bond market that it claims it doesn’t understand which is like a creepy guy thrusting his pelvis against women on a dance floor while claiming he can’t control his hips.
Dell has reported a 63 percent decline in earnings during the first quarter compared with the same period last year because so many unemployed are now using their computers as flower pots.