Upcoming Appearances

Watch me every Sunday on…
The Glenn Slingerland Situation
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& Fellow Comedian Jodi Weiner Battle Cancer

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May 2013

Thursday, May 9, 2013 @ 7:30 PM
The Funny Bone
Syracuse, NY

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Saturday, May 11, 2013 @ 8 PM
Malden Bridge Community Center
Malden Bridge, NY
with Deric Harrington and Frank Gentile

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Tuesday, May 14, 2013 @ 8 PM
Laughing Devil Comedy Festival
Long Island City, NY

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Thursday, May 30, 2013 @ 7:30 PM
The Funny Bone
Syracuse, NY

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Aaron David Ward... Madly Funny

For the last 10 years, comedian Aaron David Ward, from TV’s The Glenn Slingerland Situation, has entertained audiences from New Hampshire to California by getting them to laugh and think at his self-deprecating, socio-political, and culturally critical comedy. He opens his heart, mind, and soul to fans during each trip deep inside his mind for a funny, honest, and twisted look at his concerns, disappointments, doubts, fears, and worries. You get to see a tug of war between the emotional and intellectual brains when Aaron is on stage. If you are a fan of funny, introspective, and smart stand up comedy, then Aaron David Ward is your kind of comedian!

Thoughts from a Mental Ward

SGT. PEPPER’S REALLY LONELY HEARTS DIVISION
May 11, 2013 by Aaron David Ward

Military rape is rising…avoid Sgt. Pepper’s Really Lonely Hearts Division.

A deadly Philippine volcano has started spewing rocks and ash…sounds like a wonderful vacation spot…bring your asbestos bathing suit.

A special effects innovator has died at 92…how do we know for sure?

A deadly gas tanker explosion in a Mexico City suburb…Mexico City makes Detroit look like Disneyland.

Queen Elizabeth II will skip first Commonwealth meeting in four decades…every elderly British women just nearly fainted.

Egyptian Cabinet shuffle is strengthening the Muslim Brotherhood…and weakening Americans’ ability to understand it.

Rapper Ja Rule has been released from prison…that’s two years of album “research.”

Sex-crazed monster grasshoppers are set to invade the East Coast…in other words…it’s almost summer.

Canadians have unearthed the oldest bone-headed dinosaur ever…or half a dinosaur…if you factor in the exchange rate.

The FDA wants tanning beds to come with warning labels…meeting someone who spends time in a tanning bed is already enough of a warning…orange is not a natural color for a human.

Computed tomography screening reportedly reduces lung-cancer deaths among high-risk patients…now if you can just find an American who knows what tomography is.

Job openings on the US have dipped from a 5-year high…to a 4 and 1/2 year high.


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